Capture the Flag......NOG style....

While u are crossing the street with the flag i jump into a dodge charger, and drive strait in your face, i throw u in the car and drive you to the queen of the lions who u fall in love with and stay there to make little lion children, When the lion king finds out after he was hunting, he throughs you into lion jail, mean while, I drive to ,my secret hideout, on 3rd street the black house in camden beach

MY FLAG!

Since you said where your hide out is, I let loose hundreds of rats there. You run out of the house and call an exterminator, leaving the flag. I arrive disguised as the exterminator and retrieve the flag, leaving the rats behind MY FLAG!!

You place the flag in your van and start exterminating the rats to make it believeable, whilst your doing so I steal the Van and drive away.

MY FLAG!

My van has onstar, I call and have it shut off and the doors locked. I knock out gas in the van and you go to sleep. I get MY FLAG and leave.

When i wake you up, I chase you down and run you over, I leave you bleeding on the floor whilst running with the flag !

MY FLAG!!

As I watch you from the shadows running over that poor kid I paid to wear my clothes and run around with a fake flag I laugh, cause I still have the real on lol. MY FLAG STILL.

I realise and I run the real you over and steal the flag.

MY FLAG!

Some kid tries the "Human drive" on you and crashes on your head with his skateboard. I take the flag.

MY FLAG!

After you leave him dead on the floor, I call my soldier friends from Mass effect 3 and they send a rocket launcher at you, you drop the flag and run away , u jump int a nerby river, where the rocket lands, meanwhile i take the flag for myself, and fly away in a super awesome jet which goes fater than light!

MY FLAG!

When the laws of physics catch up with you, you disappear and the flag drops. I get the flag. Wondering how I survived getting ran over, money son, the same money that helped me build my underground bunker somewhere in Canada.

Edit: MY FLAG!!

The jet who belongs to lex luthor btw, reappears in Canada, where lex luthor is releasing the x-obites, I decide to parachute out, as I do an X-obite hits me giving me superspeed, martial arts and gadgets, using my superspeed i find ur bunker, tie u up with laser rope, and put u in the jungle in china to live with the monks,

I run awy hiding somewhere in india



MY FLAG!

While your in india, i go and take the flag from your hotel room and drive off in a indian made car and go to the airport to take a flight to British Columbia, Canada, now am in BC, CA,

MY FLAG

Here's my indian made car:

When I find out you steal the flag, I hire a bunch of kidnappers, and we folLow u to british colombia, where they abduct u and bring the flag back to me, I then jump into a bugatti veyron supersport, and leave u with the kidnappers

MY FLAG!

Only you get lost in Vancouver and ask a stranger for help. The stranger happens to be me! I knock you out and throw you into the city dump where you spend the rest of your life with only one arm...

MY FLAG

btw, i do live in Vancouver... just sayin...

You wake up in a dark room with weak red lights. You see a man with a mask, he bitchslaps you, and you fall on the floor. The man takes the flag, and leaves, before closing the only door he throws a lighten lighter on the floor.
Then you realise the floor is sunken with gas.

MY FLAG!

The lighter broke! As you run back in to try and do it again you leave the falg outside, I grab the flag, lock the door and run to a top secret loaction near Pakistan! NOT IN PAKISTAN BUT NEAR!

MY FLAG!

Using top secret satellites I find you, near Pakistan, and use bunker buster missiles to destroy your hide out. I see you got scared and ran, but left behind the flag. I board an F-18 EF and fly to the nearest aircraft carrier. They transport me to the nearest sub which submerges, destination: Unknown. MY FLAG!!!!!!

While I am i the dumpster, God tells me that you have the flag, he there for cancels the previous post and heals my arm, he then gives me the power to talk to animals and to breathe under water, I then use my superspeed to search the entire ocean where I find you in your sub', I use my level 30 handblaster and destroy your sub, i then rescue you and we go to the surface where the authorities accuse you of stealing there sub, they then put u in jail for life with armed expeienced guards

MY FLAG!

Easy, I never stole the sub and the authorities realize that and let me free. They then arrest you and give the flag back to it's rightful owner. You have also been charge with destroying US military property and have been dubbed an enemy of the state.

MY FLAG !!!!!

Whilst your in court as a witness of what happened you must leave the flag outside, Guess what! I STEAL IT AND RUN like the wind!

MY FLAG!

Oh no you didn't! Guess what, I'm on to your dubious ways and have planted a GPS tracker on it. I locate you and the flag. I wait for you to fall asleep, you snore very loudly. I take the flag and remove the GPS tracker, don't want you to find me the same way:) I then make 100 copies of the flag an place them through out the world while I sit back watching TV with the real flag, waiting. Oh yes, I'm waiting.

MY FLAG!!

Guess what, you forgot I have superspeed. I kill the military guards and run around the whole world until i find you, I steal the flag from you and run to mount everest where I learn to fly from the eagles, I AM AWESOME! HAHA!

MY FLAG!!

Have you ever heard of gorilla glue, yeah. I didn't forget about your super speed and I layed a trap of gorilla glue all around the flag. You got stuck and I bopped you on the head with the flag pole. You got knocked the **** out. You did have a nice dream though, something about flying with eagles. Then it turned into a night mare when you started to fall. Did I forget to mention, MY FLAG!!

Oh, I remembered about the glue, Martian manhunter had warned me about your tricks, That glue was actually normal glue which washed off quickly, After pretending to go into a sleep, I called in my mass effect 3 guys AGAIN to rocket launcher you, even though they missed, they picked you up and put you into acoma, they then carried you into the asian mountains (which is filled of mazes and deadly animals and stuff) to live with the monks with that other guy, you have to live there until they think you are awesome, by the way i'm a monk, so i have to tell u when you are awesome, DID I FORGET SOMETHING? OH YEAH

MY FLAG!

Whilst you are living a simple life as a monk, you only need 5 basic things ( your a monk, you know what they are! ), when the other monks chuck you out of the camp you walk for miles and miles untill you finially collapse of de-hydration. I come and act like a savour giving you some water, little did you know the water was poisned. You collapse again but this time yout dsont get back up, I ring my buddies that come and 'accidently' mow you down in there supercars. Your there dying and I show no mercey!
Did I forget to mention?

MY FLAG!