Capture the Flag......NOG style....

I'm bored so I figured I'd start another forum game for us to mess around with..... It's called Capture the Flag. In this game, the first post states how you got the flag and future posts must state
how you defeated the previous flag bearer and captured the flag. The rules are easy.....

1. No copying ideas on how to get the flag....once an idea on how to get the flag is used, it's done.

2. You must write "MY FLAG!!" at the end of your post. If you don't, then you didn't take the flag.

3. Don't be offensive.....just have fun.

Let's see how this goes.....

While taking off from Runway 6 in 17T, I spot the flag next to the wind sock in the middle of the airport so after my flying lesson, I run to the wind sock and take the flag for myself. MY FLAG!!

Once you have picked up the flag I come racing down the runway in my BMW Z4 clip you on the leg and grab the flag as you go down. MY FLAG.

I'm a ninja ... so I climb on top of Doggy's car, reach my hand inside the already opened window and grab the flag. Then I stealthily jump off the car and take off running. MY FLAG!

After I fix my leg, I grab a hackers Street improved Nissan Silvia that goes 250mph and I ram you and take the flag as it's flying through the air. MY FLAG!!!!

Seeing you racing around in a Hacked Silvia I send a cheat/customization message to report you, and for once EA listen and quickly bans you. The flag sits on the ground I pick it up and drive away in my naked Corolla. MY FLAG

I quickly pick myself up, dust myself off and jump in my baby. My M3. I catch up to the Corolla for all of 30 seconds, just in time to reach a pair of tongs into the naked car and grab the flag, then do a 180 degree turn and drive off. MY FLAG!!! hehe

As I watch Cessy drive off I then see her drive into a ditch and crash. I then run by to pick up the flag on the way to getting in to my F-35C and take off. MY FLAG

I launch my SAM missiles at you for stealing MY plane and MY flag. They hit you and MY airplane and you die..... (not really, you just float down into the jungle with your parachute and get lost for a decade or two.) MY FLAG!!!!

While you are to busy shooting down others and your plane I use my NINJA skills snatch the flag up and leave a nice little stink bomb for you. MY FLAG

You've had the flag for 1 month so now it's my turn. This guy-----> drives you insane with his music and you happily give me the flag.

MY FLAG!!!!

I run over threatning you with scissors that I will cut off that guys hair and you unwillingly give me the flag! MY FLAG

I wait until you lower your guard and leave it sitting on a table. I sneak up steal the flag and run!!!

MY flag!

Cod style i got my 25 kills and set off the nuke my flag sun

Shoots everyone............with style.

My flag!

A monk from guild wars heals me and i get in my Tank and shots AMRES in the face, and then grab the flag and take it to the safehouse and hire some knights to protect the flag and the safehouse.

MY FLAG!!!

I was reading this in an NOG forum, right before I decided to get in my Murci and head off on a lil' road trip to the guarded safehouse. At arrival I pulled over next to the entrance and was confronted by the guards. Little do they know, my kitten is in the passenger seat, as always. I then stepped out of my car and calmly walked into the safehouse to retrieve the flag, as the guards had full attention on my kitten, as everyone is, than to protect the flag...MY FLAG!!
Inspired by: Puss In Boots

My army of evil little snowmen go and freeze you with candy canes and Christmas cookies. MY FLAG!!!!

Many have abandoned this war, and the flag was left here for the taken, my taken. The flag is mine.

I learn how to sing opera. Being a male, it's difficult to hit those glass shattering notes. But I finally did it. You're driving along in your Lamborghini Murcielago LP-640 (which sucks in NFS Prostreet) and your windshield starts to crack. Normally you'd be driving slow, but you're in an intense race. The outside forces cause your windshield to give, but none of the glass hits you. Then one of your visors detaches and hits you in the face, causing you to lose control. You crash, but I rescue you and the flag.

MY FLAG!

After being ambushed by Lambo, who stole my flag, and LSA, who stole it from Lambo, I plotted my revenge. I finally came to the decision to break out my AC130 and shoot the crud out of you both with it. Now the flag is sitting safely in my AC130 which is guarded by 200 solders armed with M4A1 assault rifles and PP2000 machine pistols. beat that!

MY FLAG!!!!


EDIT: yea! I'm hiding on page 2 so you guys can't find me. lol

I then play a Late Show Top 10 list of Osama's final thoughts. You die of laugher, and are reincarnated 10 posts later.

MY FLAG

Tip: Some of us get email notifications on replies...

Due to my process of recovery from the crash, my Night Owl serves my chance, as he hunts you down and brutally attacks you... He then flies the flag back to me...

....and I shoot him down with SAMs. MY FLAG!!!!

The strength, spirit and purity within the soul of a Night Owl will continue to survive as long as we are a community/family as a whole. My Night Owl flies again... He attacks you again, enough to get you down, then holds you at gunpoint with your own firearm until the flag is given over. You surrender, and the flag is mine...