One week until the end of the world!

by **BiOHaZaRDGeN** Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:21 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M I STILL WILL NOT GET IN A CAR WITH DOGMANDA! lol got in his hummer to celebrate this, and it almosted ended my world

by **idkidc1233** Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:24 pm

COOLSTORYBRO lol!

by **THEPUNISHER20** Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:20 pm

they did mistake haha--
not the end at all, I didnt believed it at all!
its just new cycle Very Happy

by **XKJGX** Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:00 pm

One week until the end of the world! Tumblr_me31xyr4RZ1ql2603o1_400

December 21st 2012.

The sky is black. I hear screams outside. I look through the window. It is raining Oreos. The Aztec predicted it. Their calendar depicted a giant Oreo. The 2012 conspiracy theorists stare outside in shock. They should have known. This was what the Mayans predicted. They did plan for leap years.

Oreos continue to descend from the sky. It’s been days. They keep falling. Everything is Oreos. This is not the white Christmas you were dreaming of.

Harold Camping stands on his roof screaming, “repent! Repent! Jesus! Take me, father, I am ready,” an Oreo hits him in the head. He collapses. Harold Camping is buried in Oreos. There are so many Oreos. Why are there so many Oreos?

People take shelter in their homes for days. Eventually, people starve or their windows break and Oreos come flooding in. The last ones left suffocate in Oreos.

The Cookie Monster appears in the sky. It turns out every religion was wrong. The Cookie Monster is the one true God. His googly eyes wiggle. He screams, “C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.” Cole Sprouse is resurrected. He high fives Cookie Monster and says, “S is for sociology.” All goes dark. There was no meaning to life. C is for cookie.