Race of your Life

Lambo2013 wrote:As you drive away, Aven awakens from the back seat and notices I am not driving. He hops over and into the passenger seat and kicks you, ejecting you out the driver side door. He then takes the wheel (Yes, I taught him to drive.), turns around and races toward my wreckage. Luckily, my Reventon Roadster is still intact. Aven and I attach a chain from my Raptor to my Reventon. Aven get's back into the Raptor and continues his nap, while I drive off toward LA...

Yea, at the last second, i strap shotgun collars on both of you, and they explode, killing the both of you. Then I run the rest of the way to NYC sewers

FIAR35 wrote:
Yea, at the last second, i strap shotgun collars on both of you, and they explode, killing the both of you. Then I run the rest of the way to NYC sewers

When you get to the NYC sewers, you run into Bane. He mauls you, and you are left to bleed.
I get in my Toyota MR2, and drive off at 250+ MPH, toward LA.

Luckily, I am coming back from LA in my Raptor Juggernaut edition, and run you over. I kill you for denting my new ride with a lawn mower blade. I then enjoy a bit of french fries and a biscuit, both covered in mustard, and start driving toward Kansas City.

Wow.....

I in my new Porsche 911 GT1 RS (CONCEPT CAR WHICH IS SUPER SECRET TO THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT) Which by the way, hits 300+ MPH (I happen to work for Porsche once and a while)...

I catch up to Aheadau, congrats him on killing Fiar, I tell him, "Hey btw, remember how Fiar said how he killed Lambo... well you see, I saved him at the last second,I, using my superspeed as SPEEDSHOT, (Exobyte crap, lex luthor, whatev) saved Lambo and Aven at the last milliesecond, while replacing them with dummys, they are safe in a new Porsche Cayenne GTS (I hooked them up) until they get to the nearest SUPER CAR DEALER, so its just you and me old chum"

Aheadau."Good job mate, glad u saved him, he started this race in the first place, lets hope That ***** Fiar doesn't come back, in whatever he comes up to say that he miraculously isnt dead :rolls eyes:

TheShotsii wrote:Wow.....

I in my new Porsche 911 GT1 RS (CONCEPT CAR WHICH IS SUPER SECRET TO THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT) Which by the way, hits 300+ MPH (I happen to work for Porsche once and a while)...

I catch up to Aheadau, congrats him on killing Fiar, I tell him, "Hey btw, remember how Fiar said how he killed Lambo... well you see, I saved him at the last second,I, using my superspeed as SPEEDSHOT, (Exobyte crap, lex luthor, whatev) saved Lambo and Aven at the last milliesecond, while replacing them with dummys, they are safe in a new Porsche Cayenne GTS (I hooked them up) until they get to the nearest SUPER CAR DEALER, so its just you and me old chum"

Aheadau."Good job mate, glad u saved him, he started this race in the first place, lets hope That ***** Fiar doesn't come back, in whatever he comes up to say that he miraculously isnt dead :rolls eyes:

I'm the one who killed Fiar....

Anyway, me(and a few friends) are going down the highway in black Honda Civics with green underglow. We catch up to Aheadau and Shotsii, and notice a tractor-trailer near them. We flank the semi, and, in a panic, crosses from the inside lane, to the outside, then off the road. As he is switching lanes, he rams both of you. You crash, and are in comas.
I(and my friends) drive off toward Kansas City, in the lead.

Luckily I call my bro, and he gives me and shots a ride in his koenigsegg agera and we drop 5318008 spike strips in your way, which flatten you and your friends tires, then we take all of your run flat powerups and fly off to Kansas City.

AHEADAU wrote:Luckily I call my bro, and he gives me and shots a ride in his koenigsegg agera and we drop 5318008 spike strips in your way, which flatten you and your friends tires, then we take all of your run flat powerups and fly off to Kansas City.

That was a triple, WarKing! HAHAHAHAHA! the real, REEEEEAL me actually escaped Bane at the last second and i called in the Ninja Turtles to kill him. I eventually catch up to Aheadau, and jump on his car and crap on his hood. i then wipe, and call in an Apache to take me to Alaska.

I let you know as your flying away that you missed a spot, then shoot your hilo with my ar-15. I then clean off my hood, and throw my paper towel into the wreckage, and it lands on Fiar's face. I then continue racing towards Kansas City.

AHEADAU wrote:I let you know as your flying away that you missed a spot, then shoot your hilo with my ar-15. I then clean off my hood, and throw my paper towel into the wreckage, and it lands on Fiar's face. I then continue racing towards Kansas City.

ok.... but i'm already there. that one was actually bio.

lol,stranded on the road, I call in Porsche to get my GT1 RS back, in a matter of seconds, the GT1 autompilor engages and reaches back to me, after stopping for gas, I drive past the heli's and takes the lead

TheShotsii wrote:lol,stranded on the road, I call in Porsche to get my GT1 RS back, in a matter of seconds, the GT1 autompilor engages and reaches back to me, after stopping for gas, I drive past the heli's and takes the lead

You see a blur pass you on the interstate.
As it turns out, that blur was me, in a Pagani Zonda Cinque.

WARKING99 wrote:
You see a blur pass you on the interstate.
As it turns out, that blur was me, in a Pagani Zonda Cinque.

Since you were spamming nos to pass shots, you suddenly slam into a wall during a turn. I then pass you using a slingshot in my Nissan Skyline Nismo. I then start to drive towards Lincoln, Nebraska.

haha, i was only warming up the engine warking, I lol when I see u slam into that wall, not wantin go to feel bad, I give u a giftcard to Volkswagen for u to get a new car, in the meantime, I re the engine and catch up to aheadau where we continue to nebrasca

Coming back-
I catch SHOTS very quick in his way, and taek him down with my stolen
RHINO from taking the cops, and im on the run from them, and on my way, they take down FIAR, and leading the race, towards HollyWood

I was on foot, and unarmed. so my parents filed a $1,000,000 lawsuit against the police. Little do they know, it was actually YOUR MOM, PUNISHER!!! kekekekekeke. So, i call in a Genkimobile and scoop you up outta the car, and shoot you all the way to 12th century England (I know, DAMN!) and are arrested & put to death for witchcraft. So they basically killed nothing, since you'd be dust if you were alive then.

Oh, and i drive my car into a cargo plane, which then takes me to bangkok and cause a BIG ASS MAYHEM. Cover that, Allstate.

At the last second, before punisher hit me, I did a awesome drift spinnin g out of the collision and with minimum damage, I head to a gas station and they hook me up with some repairs, I then speed off to fiar, say "Hey no hard feeling, but EAT MY DUST!!!!!!" And I rev the engine, do some 360 drifts in the road, then pull out and Speed off, 0-200 mph in 5 seconds, oh yeah!

I take control of a Predator Drone, and shoot Fiar's plane down as it's flying over the ocean.

haha good job

A MH-53 Pave Low (huge helicopter) flys over Shots and in the rear I sit in my GT-R Spec V with custom modifications. The Pave Low continues fly faster and I push the e-brake back down and GT-R rolls out. The GT-R flips in the air and I hit a small blue button. The rims start shooting out flames and create enough propulsion to get the GT-R stable and descend towards the ground. Shots continues to drive forward and pulled his sniper rifle out.

"I got you now Swift" says Shots. "I'm going no scope you in the face!"

Suddenly the Pave Low comes flying towards Shots and sends a massive barrage of missiles and heavy bullet fire at him. This left he Bugatti in flames, but Shots escaped in critical condition.

I continued to drive on, cranked up my stereo and techno/trance/dubstep music blasted out.

The GT-R has a titanium allow body, with technology from the future. Can't give away all it's secrets yet.

lol, im in my PORSCHE GT1 RS, and this baby is the fastest thing ever built, 200 mph is slow to this car, if I wanted too, I could hit 300 mph flat and leave u guys in the dust, this is just to be fair, plus this is made with the strongest material while still light enough to leave u in my dust.

I then decide to show what the thing can do, I nail the gas and all the smoke makes swift spin out into a tree, oh well

As I am about to hit the tree, I flip a switch that causes flames from under the GT-R to push against the ground. With such force it flipped the GT-R over the tree.

Little did Shots know that his Porsche was made up of a material that was prone to amplifying electro magnetic waves within the car.

I hit another switch that sent and EMP at his car, it was immediately immobilized.

Sure, but how in the world did ur emp touch my car, I was about 2 miles away from u by now, but ok i'll play along, yes his EMP hit me, but i was only immobolized for a second or two, Porsches Protection Program, , using protons to repulse the electrons, I immdiately get back on the road

Shots is sitting on the road, as his engine stalled. Swift and I drive by, laughing at your bad luck.

It didn't stall, I was waiting on my Hamburger which so happened came in a helicopter with my babe in the front seet, "Thanks Babe I owe you, u added ketchup with slight pepper and some mayo right?" She replys "Anything for my baby, see you at the finish line, I know you're gonna win for sure" I then take a very wit kiss and do some donuts the speed off, I catch swift and Warking in a flash, I pull up in front of them, and say "This engine stalling? lol " I then spin the car around, start reversing at 90 mph and pull out my EMP Shotgun, I shoot the engines of both the GTR and War's Car and they stall, having to wait for assistance, Aheadau passes them and laughs and then both of use speed off

Once upon a time, there was ugly nuke, it was so ugly that everyone died.


The end.