The Wishing Game

TheShotsii wrote:

BiOHaZaRDGeN wrote:i wish to own EA make a super car and destroy every one in races, and make dogmandan cry

Granted, but you were almost voted off the staff, luckily you bribed them,

Granted, but I see no wish.

I wish for a bomb to be strapped on to BiO.

FIAR35 wrote:

TheShotsii wrote:

BiOHaZaRDGeN wrote:i wish to own EA make a super car and destroy every one in races, and make dogmandan cry

Granted, but you were almost voted off the staff, luckily you bribed them,

Granted, but I see no wish.

I wish for a bomb to be strapped on to BiO.

Granted but the NOG Police came and took it off and the chief, dogmandan arrested u

BiOHaZaRDGeN wrote:i wish to own EA make a super car and destroy every one in races, and make dogmandan cry

granted, but your car will destroy in one race (you would not allowd to fix it..)

you guys don't understand how this works for sh**. you grant a wish, then the next person grants your wish, something turns out in the end, preferably bad, and then they wish one more thing, and it goes on, and on, and on.
I wish for watermelon.

FIAR35 wrote:
I wish for watermelon.

Granted, but the watermelon was shot by shotgun

FIAR35 wrote:
I wish for watermelon.

Granted, but the watermelon was shot by shotgun

I wish for NFSMW2

THEPUNISHER20 wrote:

Granted, but the watermelon was shot by shotgun

I wish for NFSMW2

Granted, but the game doesn't work.
I wish for my copy of Black Ops 2 to work online

Granted. For at least the pregame lobby. Now you mysteriously have been banned from PSN, or XBL, or whatever you have.

I wish for a Nerf N-Strike Hailfire.

FIAR35 wrote:Granted. For at least the pregame lobby. Now you mysteriously have been banned from PSN, or XBL, or whatever you have.

I wish for a Nerf N-Strike Hailfire.

granted, but the firing mechanism is broken.
I wish for some cake.

granted, but I smashed it up you @ss.

I wish for a 100 inch LED-HD TV

Granted, but it was so powerful, it shut down the city's powergrid.
I wish for a penny.

FIAR35 wrote:Granted, but it was so powerful, it shut down the city's powergrid.
I wish for a penny.

granted, but it is worthless when our economy collapses.
I wish to be like GLaDOS.

Granted, you are now hated by the entire gaming community.
I wish for fruits. Non-poisoned fruits.

FIAR35 wrote:Granted, you are now hated by the entire gaming community.
I wish for fruits. Non-poisoned fruits.

granted, but the fruits are overripe, and covered in mold.
I wish for a working portal gun.

Granted, but you get stuck between two dimensions.

I wish for a better phone.

Granted, but it slips out of ur hand and is destroyeed immediateld (it was a iphone )

I wish for a faster car

TheShotsii wrote:Granted, but it slips out of ur hand and is destroyeed immediateld (it was a iphone )

I wish for a faster car

Granted. When you press the gas pedal, it goes faster than light speed. It, along with you, then flattens into nothingness.
I wish for a bottle of Gold Peak Sweet Tea.

Granted but when u bought it, u realise it was really a bottle of pee
I wish for the next thing i wish for to be outcombed good

TheShotsii wrote:Granted but when u bought it, u realise it was really a bottle of pee
I wish for the next thing i wish for to be outcombed good

granted, but the good outcome only occurs in a parallel dimension.
I wish for my '73 Ford Maverick to be restored.

It gets restored, but unfortunately, it looks like this.



I wish for a Mclaren F1 in need for speed world.

Granted but it brakes down

I wish to live in a parallel dimension (this shoud be outcomed good)

Granted, but your parallel demision turns out to be your worst nightmare

i wish to be immortal

Granted, unfortunately the next day, Jesus comes down and saves everyone, except you, since your immortal. You're now the only one left on earth.

I wish for a 1,000,000 inch Flat screen tv.

lol @aheadau

Granted, but it couldnt fit anywhere so the company destroyed it
I wish that aheadau gets a girl

Granted, but she looks like this:

I wish for an 100 inch Pizza